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[kindaruledatit]

[She will just lick her fingers for a moment (manners are optional when you're a lumberjack) And now is the perfect time to swipe that pork slice, eyeing it hungrily. Having not eaten all day until recently, this was good.]

Boosh. So we just stuff it in our faces, or what?

[digthefuzz]

[Kurt will just keep on moving with his already greasy fingers.]

Is there any other way? [He asks with a confident smirk. But the he adds.] We should race, and see who finishes first!

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Ohohoho, now you're talking!

[Kurt had just said the best thing, and Wendy was all too ready to act on it. This was the sort of thing she did with her friends, whether it may have been safe or not, it was still fun.]

We'll go on three. Okay?

[digthefuzz]

Sounds fair to me! [It's pretty much right up his alley. He smiles as he looks over his half-slice in anticipation.]

Will I count, or do you want the honors?

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[She takes a brief moment to clear her mind, as well as her stomach. This was obviously super serious, and required full attention!

She gives him a look.]

Go ahead. It's your pizza, dude.

[digthefuzz]

Thank you for your kindness... [He says that teasingly, as if this were really a big deal. Then he clears his throat.]

Alright! Without further ado! Let's get ready to pizza!

Three... two... one... go!

[And just like that, Kurt is digging in!]

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[She tilts her head slightly, smirking.] What can I say? I'm a generous type.

[And Three... Two... and they're off! Wendy gets off to a good start by basically cramming her piece of the slice into her mouth, pushing it in whole.

This proves to be... not such a good idea, as she's now having a difficult time chewing.]

[digthefuzz]

[Whoa! This girl doesn't mess around! Kurt stares for a moment, then he goes back his pizza and shoves the rest of it right into his mouth!

And now... the chewing contest ensues? And as this happens, Kurt tries to stare in an intimidating manner, while his cheeks are puffed up from being stuffed with pizza.]

[kindaruledatit]

[That's right. Live hard, eat hard is the Corduroy motto. Well... it probably isn't, Wendy thought that up herself. Still the point stands, and Wendy refused to give up on this battle.

So, she tries to shoot an intimidating look back at Kurt. "Tried" being the keyword. She got the part with the crust, which made this chewing contest particularly difficult. It's not long before she begins to have some trouble keeping it all in her mouth.]

[digthefuzz]

[Is that an attempt at an intimidating look?! Kurt's eyes just widen in confusion. But she does seem to be slowing down somewhat... So Kurt starts trying to speed up his chewing! Can he properly seize this advantage?!]

[kindaruledatit]

[That look of confusion makes Wendy confused! What was he doing? Was he going faster? She could not lose so suddenly!

And so Wendy is trying to chew through that crust and match speed with Kurt. By now, the two had certainly drawn the attention of some other, nondescript students, many of which were trying to eat their own lunches. They looked rather grossed out by this competition... but Wendy didn't notice.]

[digthefuzz]

[Whoa, she's picking up her pace! Now Kurt's going to have to try to match it too. He leans forward, his elbows on the table, as he keeps trying to break down the pizza and pork in his mouth. He's almost there... and yes, completely ignoring any disgusted and/or horrified looks they may be drawing in.]

[kindaruledatit]

[They were going for it now! With no time to casually disregard the feelings of the other students currently watching them. Wendy's face screwed up in concentration as she tried to chew, really putting those jaw muscles to work... and found that she couldn't swallow. The impossible had happened.

There was just too much pizza.]

[digthefuzz]

[Too much pizza? Too much pizza?!

Inconceivable! Kurt is chewing as fast as he can, determined... but then he starts to gag, and he makes some odd facial expressions as he tries to deal with the impossible.]

[kindaruledatit]

[Too much pizza!!

Wendy continues her attempts to force past this blockade in her quest to win the pizza battle... only to glance over at Kurt and see him looking less then okay.

This may have been a mistake.

Discreetly, she reaches over to soundly thump him on the back with her hand.]

[digthefuzz]

[That manages to dislodge that problem! ...He quickly resumes his regularly scheduled chewing. But he does try to speak through his mouth full of pizza, his following words being very muffled to the point of sounding nearly unintelligible.]

You saved my life!

[kindaruledatit]

[With that crisis adverted, they were back to business. More chewing, more students finding another place to sit... it was a battle of unprecedented magnitude. She hears him say something. She glances in his direction and gives a thumbs up. This contest wouldn't be fun if someone was dead. Then it would be a bummer.]

[digthefuzz]

[Dead people do tend to drag down a lively game. So the epic battle wages on, as Kurt returns the thumbs up, and he keeps on chewing. It seems to finally be nearing a human sized portion. Is the finish line finally near?]

[kindaruledatit]

[The battle seemed to finally be drawing to a close, along with its many twists and turns. The two combatants had put up a lengthy battle, but surely only one would become the victor.

Wendy continues to chew... and chew as fast as she can. And chew some more. And then she's sort of... gesturing uselessly to the air because, wow, this is taking a while.

At long last, though, she swallows the pizza.] There we go.

[digthefuzz]

[And Kurt swallows his own pizza... just moments later.

He lightly slaps his hands on the table. He goes on, just a wee bit over-the-top in melodrama.]

No way! Was I really... defeated?

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Yeah you were! Boosh! [She slams a hand on the counter, pointing her other hand in Kurt's face.

Oh man. [She's breathing a little hard now, a sign of exhaustion from that sudden battle.] That... was awesome, dude. I totally can't believe you were choking for a second there.

[digthefuzz]

[He scratches at his neck and goes on casually as he smiles meekly.]

I totally was! Or I almost was! Thanks for that save, by the way... That was a real trip! [He's never met such a worthy opponent. ...in the field of being a gross eater.]

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You don't even have to mention it, dude. [She was more then glad to see him doing alright after that... less then safe idea they had.

In an ever so casual movement, she wiped her mouth on the sleeve of her blouse, giving Kurt a playful punch on the shoulder.]

So? You got a name, or do I have to figure it out myself?

[digthefuzz]

[Yep, this is definitely his kind of people! He laughs a little as he takes the punch.]

I was hoping you'd solve the riddle yourself, but if you really want to throw in the towel... [He waves sarcastically.]

You can just call me... [Very bad German accent ensues.] Wagner. Kurt... Wagner.

[kindaruledatit]

[And interesting situation had been found - Wendy knew she was still trapped in this weird school, possibly with no way out of it. But here she was, making a friend. Maybe it wasn't so bad, if she focused on everything that wasn't awful about this place.]

Can't say I'm really good with riddles. I'm more of a "cut the knot" kind of person. [Sometimes in a literal sense. Getting down to business was her forte.]

Well, Kurt Wagner, [Said in the same ridiculous accent.] I'm Wendy. Wendy Corduroy.