Wendy "punch a unicorn" Corduroy (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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[Another laugh, this time through a mouthful of pizza. This guy - she liked him already. She waves a hand, signalling for him to stop so she can actually attempt to swallow her pizza safely.]
Okay, that was awful. [She's smiling through.] And now, I do want a-pizza that one slice.
[Another laugh, this time through a mouthful of pizza. This guy - she liked him already. She waves a hand, signalling for him to stop so she can actually attempt to swallow her pizza safely.]
Okay, that was awful. [She's smiling through.] And now, I do want a-pizza that one slice.
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Well that's an awesome choice, dude! [She gives Ed an amused nod. Of course, something like that would only be thought up by someone like Ed. Come to think of it, Mabel would do something like that, too. Heheh.]
Uh... [Oh, that sort of catches her, but she immediately laughs it off.] Careful inhaling all that cake, dude. It could like, go out your nose or something.
Well that's an awesome choice, dude! [She gives Ed an amused nod. Of course, something like that would only be thought up by someone like Ed. Come to think of it, Mabel would do something like that, too. Heheh.]
Uh... [Oh, that sort of catches her, but she immediately laughs it off.] Careful inhaling all that cake, dude. It could like, go out your nose or something.
[He'll nod along as if obliging her mercy while he finishes his own. And then he laughs at her extra pun. This is already brightening his day.]
Not bad! If you're ready, then we should both pig out! [He slides one half of the pork slice towards her while he claims his own.]
Not bad! If you're ready, then we should both pig out! [He slides one half of the pork slice towards her while he claims his own.]
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[She glances at Junko, a curious look in her eyes, but she wouldn't act on anything.]
I don't really think some tacky wardrobe would kill me, but yeah, it's pretty awful. [She undoes a few buttons on her own uniform to get a better look at herself. Just a simple blouse, of course.] Back at my school, we could dress in what we wanted. I'm really going to miss my flannel shirts and my lumberjack hat.
[That was her aesthetic, man!]
[She glances at Junko, a curious look in her eyes, but she wouldn't act on anything.]
I don't really think some tacky wardrobe would kill me, but yeah, it's pretty awful. [She undoes a few buttons on her own uniform to get a better look at herself. Just a simple blouse, of course.] Back at my school, we could dress in what we wanted. I'm really going to miss my flannel shirts and my lumberjack hat.
[That was her aesthetic, man!]
[from here]
[That sound still rung out in Wendy's ears, and possibly will for the rest of the day as a sign of her failure. Stupid Window....
Nobody else seemed to hear it, though, save for Keiichi, whom she noticed moving towards her. She looks appreciative for the concern, but frowns as she looks over the results of her work - an unopened window, broken school supplies, and a few splinters in her hands. She stands up again, and tries to play it off.]
It's okay, I'm fine.
[Except for those splinters. Ugh. She hated those.]
So's the window.
[That sound still rung out in Wendy's ears, and possibly will for the rest of the day as a sign of her failure. Stupid Window....
Nobody else seemed to hear it, though, save for Keiichi, whom she noticed moving towards her. She looks appreciative for the concern, but frowns as she looks over the results of her work - an unopened window, broken school supplies, and a few splinters in her hands. She stands up again, and tries to play it off.]
It's okay, I'm fine.
[Except for those splinters. Ugh. She hated those.]
So's the window.
[ He frowns with concern, watching her. He's not sure if she's blaming herself or if she's just discouraged, but in either case, he wants to say the right thing to make her feel better. ]
...If it makes you feel any better, I almost made it to the door before it slammed in my face. It was pretty embarrassing.
[ He looks toward the window and the splintered rulers. It was a much smarter idea than trying to run through the door, that's for sure. ]
Something's keeping us from leaving here. And maybe that's the only reason your plan didn't work.
...If it makes you feel any better, I almost made it to the door before it slammed in my face. It was pretty embarrassing.
[ He looks toward the window and the splintered rulers. It was a much smarter idea than trying to run through the door, that's for sure. ]
Something's keeping us from leaving here. And maybe that's the only reason your plan didn't work.
[She will just lick her fingers for a moment (manners are optional when you're a lumberjack) And now is the perfect time to swipe that pork slice, eyeing it hungrily. Having not eaten all day until recently, this was good.]
Boosh. So we just stuff it in our faces, or what?
Boosh. So we just stuff it in our faces, or what?
[Kurt will just keep on moving with his already greasy fingers.]
Is there any other way? [He asks with a confident smirk. But the he adds.] We should race, and see who finishes first!
Is there any other way? [He asks with a confident smirk. But the he adds.] We should race, and see who finishes first!
[From here]
And you'd think the window would have broken when I swung a chair at it. [grumble grumble.] Normally, that probably would have worked, but it feels like the school wants us to stay here for now. So, I'd guess you're right, dude. And we're stuck here until stuff happens.
[All she can do about it is shrug and think about another attempt. But, back to something that caught her attention.]
Dude, hold up. You have magic?
And you'd think the window would have broken when I swung a chair at it. [grumble grumble.] Normally, that probably would have worked, but it feels like the school wants us to stay here for now. So, I'd guess you're right, dude. And we're stuck here until stuff happens.
[All she can do about it is shrug and think about another attempt. But, back to something that caught her attention.]
Dude, hold up. You have magic?
I'll bet the administration is pretty happy that they don't have to shell out money to repair anything.
[ Oh. That question. ]
Wh-What? Magic?
[ Dexter wonders if even giving a short explanation breaks some kind of rule. He imagines that even if there is that this kind of situation override that rule, and besides... she seems nice, at least? And hey, someday he's supposed to be playing a part in some destiny he's not even aware of. Unless this is it? If it is, this is a really shoddy destiny. Well, if this isn't his destiny, then he's got to do something to get himself and everyone else out so he can go live it... whatever he's supposed to live out. ]
Well, um... I don't have magic... exactly. Why... do you ask? Do you not have magic where you come from?
[ Oh. That question. ]
Wh-What? Magic?
[ Dexter wonders if even giving a short explanation breaks some kind of rule. He imagines that even if there is that this kind of situation override that rule, and besides... she seems nice, at least? And hey, someday he's supposed to be playing a part in some destiny he's not even aware of. Unless this is it? If it is, this is a really shoddy destiny. Well, if this isn't his destiny, then he's got to do something to get himself and everyone else out so he can go live it... whatever he's supposed to live out. ]
Well, um... I don't have magic... exactly. Why... do you ask? Do you not have magic where you come from?
Ohohoho, now you're talking!
[Kurt had just said the best thing, and Wendy was all too ready to act on it. This was the sort of thing she did with her friends, whether it may have been safe or not, it was still fun.]
We'll go on three. Okay?
[Kurt had just said the best thing, and Wendy was all too ready to act on it. This was the sort of thing she did with her friends, whether it may have been safe or not, it was still fun.]
We'll go on three. Okay?
Sounds fair to me! [It's pretty much right up his alley. He smiles as he looks over his half-slice in anticipation.]
Will I count, or do you want the honors?
Will I count, or do you want the honors?
[She takes a brief moment to clear her mind, as well as her stomach. This was obviously super serious, and required full attention!
She gives him a look.]
Go ahead. It's your pizza, dude.
She gives him a look.]
Go ahead. It's your pizza, dude.
Thank you for your kindness... [He says that teasingly, as if this were really a big deal. Then he clears his throat.]
Alright! Without further ado! Let's get ready to pizza!
Three... two... one... go!
[And just like that, Kurt is digging in!]
Alright! Without further ado! Let's get ready to pizza!
Three... two... one... go!
[And just like that, Kurt is digging in!]
[...A brief, but light chuckle was given. She may have been a little of both, discouraged and blaming herself, but it could not be said that Wendy Corduroy let these things bring her down in the long run.
Or, at least she didn't let it show.]
Pfft... Haha. Honestly, it kind of does. You're pretty fast if you could almost get to the front door before it closed.
[She regards the window with him, letting out a sigh and stretching her arms back.] Seems like that. Windows aren't supposed to be that hard to break.
Or, at least she didn't let it show.]
Pfft... Haha. Honestly, it kind of does. You're pretty fast if you could almost get to the front door before it closed.
[She regards the window with him, letting out a sigh and stretching her arms back.] Seems like that. Windows aren't supposed to be that hard to break.
[She tilts her head slightly, smirking.] What can I say? I'm a generous type.
[And Three... Two... and they're off! Wendy gets off to a good start by basically cramming her piece of the slice into her mouth, pushing it in whole.
This proves to be... not such a good idea, as she's now having a difficult time chewing.]
[And Three... Two... and they're off! Wendy gets off to a good start by basically cramming her piece of the slice into her mouth, pushing it in whole.
This proves to be... not such a good idea, as she's now having a difficult time chewing.]
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Nope, that's about as far as it'll go. [That sure is a chair leg. Just let her step back a little here....] Hey, yeah! It does kind of remind me of a videogame.
[Not that she ever really played those, aside from the arcade games in town.]
It's almost like it's showing it can be damaged. But we can't do enough to it to get out of here.
[She watches Karma swing the leg, and sees it collide with the glass. The pane wobbles from the impact, but otherwise remains the same. A shame really, his form was pretty good.] Maybe we need a power up?
Nope, that's about as far as it'll go. [That sure is a chair leg. Just let her step back a little here....] Hey, yeah! It does kind of remind me of a videogame.
[Not that she ever really played those, aside from the arcade games in town.]
It's almost like it's showing it can be damaged. But we can't do enough to it to get out of here.
[She watches Karma swing the leg, and sees it collide with the glass. The pane wobbles from the impact, but otherwise remains the same. A shame really, his form was pretty good.] Maybe we need a power up?
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[ He smiles, hoping the levity does her some good. This school is troubling enough without her feeling down in the dumps about not being able to escape. ]
Maybe our best bet is to find out as much as we can about this place. If we find out who's in charge, then at least we might know whose ass we need to kick.
[ He takes another look at the window. Aside from the fact that the cracks just seem to stop in the middle, he's really impressed. ]
Maybe our best bet is to find out as much as we can about this place. If we find out who's in charge, then at least we might know whose ass we need to kick.
[ He takes another look at the window. Aside from the fact that the cracks just seem to stop in the middle, he's really impressed. ]
[Whoa! This girl doesn't mess around! Kurt stares for a moment, then he goes back his pizza and shoves the rest of it right into his mouth!
And now... the chewing contest ensues? And as this happens, Kurt tries to stare in an intimidating manner, while his cheeks are puffed up from being stuffed with pizza.]
And now... the chewing contest ensues? And as this happens, Kurt tries to stare in an intimidating manner, while his cheeks are puffed up from being stuffed with pizza.]
[That's right. Live hard, eat hard is the Corduroy motto. Well... it probably isn't, Wendy thought that up herself. Still the point stands, and Wendy refused to give up on this battle.
So, she tries to shoot an intimidating look back at Kurt. "Tried" being the keyword. She got the part with the crust, which made this chewing contest particularly difficult. It's not long before she begins to have some trouble keeping it all in her mouth.]
So, she tries to shoot an intimidating look back at Kurt. "Tried" being the keyword. She got the part with the crust, which made this chewing contest particularly difficult. It's not long before she begins to have some trouble keeping it all in her mouth.]
[Is that an attempt at an intimidating look?! Kurt's eyes just widen in confusion. But she does seem to be slowing down somewhat... So Kurt starts trying to speed up his chewing! Can he properly seize this advantage?!]
[That look of confusion makes Wendy confused! What was he doing? Was he going faster? She could not lose so suddenly!
And so Wendy is trying to chew through that crust and match speed with Kurt. By now, the two had certainly drawn the attention of some other, nondescript students, many of which were trying to eat their own lunches. They looked rather grossed out by this competition... but Wendy didn't notice.]
And so Wendy is trying to chew through that crust and match speed with Kurt. By now, the two had certainly drawn the attention of some other, nondescript students, many of which were trying to eat their own lunches. They looked rather grossed out by this competition... but Wendy didn't notice.]
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[Whoa, she's picking up her pace! Now Kurt's going to have to try to match it too. He leans forward, his elbows on the table, as he keeps trying to break down the pizza and pork in his mouth. He's almost there... and yes, completely ignoring any disgusted and/or horrified looks they may be drawing in.]
Eh, maybe.
[Slowly, she begins to watch Dexter, noticing his little stuttering - the usual sign of someone trying to hide something. Badly. She couldn't tell what he was thinking at all, but it must have been something.]
Well, you said you've never seen magic like the stuff here. [She blinked.] Oh, uh... I'm probably not the person to ask about that. ...Maybe?
[She'd have to ask Dipper about it.]
[Slowly, she begins to watch Dexter, noticing his little stuttering - the usual sign of someone trying to hide something. Badly. She couldn't tell what he was thinking at all, but it must have been something.]
Well, you said you've never seen magic like the stuff here. [She blinked.] Oh, uh... I'm probably not the person to ask about that. ...Maybe?
[She'd have to ask Dipper about it.]
Yeah, there are... all kinds of spells out there, I suppose. Good spells, evil spells, evil spells that backfire when used for good....
[ A frown firmly planted on his face, he rubs his arm. ]
But not every world out there has magic, I guess, so yours might be one of them. Still, I'm not exactly the guy you wanna ask when it comes to magic. I just know a little about it, really, and can't do any myself, so it's definitely not gonna get us out of here. It sure would be nice to be able cast a nice fireball at the font doors or something, though.
[ If only he could. ]
[ A frown firmly planted on his face, he rubs his arm. ]
But not every world out there has magic, I guess, so yours might be one of them. Still, I'm not exactly the guy you wanna ask when it comes to magic. I just know a little about it, really, and can't do any myself, so it's definitely not gonna get us out of here. It sure would be nice to be able cast a nice fireball at the font doors or something, though.
[ If only he could. ]
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