Yeah you were! Boosh! [She slams a hand on the counter, pointing her other hand in Kurt's face.
Oh man. [She's breathing a little hard now, a sign of exhaustion from that sudden battle.] That... was awesome, dude. I totally can't believe you were choking for a second there.
[He scratches at his neck and goes on casually as he smiles meekly.]
I totally was! Or I almost was! Thanks for that save, by the way... That was a real trip! [He's never met such a worthy opponent. ...in the field of being a gross eater.]
[And interesting situation had been found - Wendy knew she was still trapped in this weird school, possibly with no way out of it. But here she was, making a friend. Maybe it wasn't so bad, if she focused on everything that wasn't awful about this place.]
Can't say I'm really good with riddles. I'm more of a "cut the knot" kind of person. [Sometimes in a literal sense. Getting down to business was her forte.]
Well, Kurt Wagner, [Said in the same ridiculous accent.] I'm Wendy. Wendy Corduroy.
[Kurt thinks it's only a matter of time until they find a way out of here. So making new friends in the meantime seems like a nice way to spend the time.]
Don't worry, I feel you on the riddles. I guess you can say they're knot our problem. [He chuckles at his own joke.]
It's good to meet you, Wendy. I'm glad that there's someone here who seems to be as cool as me. [He's not sure what to do next, so he hesitantly reaches over the table for a handshake.]
Thanks! I try to be a professional. ...Punfessional? .....No, forget that one.
[He awkwardly shakes her hand - he had to lean over to get the right angle for it, and he wonders why he felt a handshake was necessary the whole time?? Why self, why did you decide this. Then, keeping up his sheepish grin, he pulls back.]
Heh, I'd subscribe to that! We should get our own t-shirts.
Eh. That one wasn't too bad. [Terrible puns were puns too! Just not as good, clearly.
When that awkward bit of handshaking is over, Wendy pulls her hand back. Was that as weird for him as it was for her? Maybe? She just doesn't know. Hey, might as well laugh it off.]
Oregon? I didn't know people actually lived there! [It's a very playful tease, really.] But wow, Gravity Falls... that has to be one of the coolest town names I ever heard!
Me, I live all the way up in New York currently. I go to high school in Bayville.
[She's so chill you could say that she's a bag of ice.]
Hehe. It's pretty cool there, actually. [Such a tease. She's fine with that, of course.] I think it's some kind of pun, or it might have been because the founder fell into the gorge.
[At least, that's what Dipper said.]
...No way. [Her eyes light up, honestly filled with delight.] New York? Oh, dude, I've always wanted to go there! How awesome is it?
What an honor! When you get someone actually reading things, you know it must be good! But hey, I wouldn't mind hearing more about your place sometime, too!
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He lightly slaps his hands on the table. He goes on, just a wee bit over-the-top in melodrama.]
No way! Was I really... defeated?
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Oh man. [She's breathing a little hard now, a sign of exhaustion from that sudden battle.] That... was awesome, dude. I totally can't believe you were choking for a second there.
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I totally was! Or I almost was! Thanks for that save, by the way... That was a real trip! [He's never met such a worthy opponent. ...in the field of being a gross eater.]
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In an ever so casual movement, she wiped her mouth on the sleeve of her blouse, giving Kurt a playful punch on the shoulder.]
So? You got a name, or do I have to figure it out myself?
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I was hoping you'd solve the riddle yourself, but if you really want to throw in the towel... [He waves sarcastically.]
You can just call me... [Very bad German accent ensues.] Wagner. Kurt... Wagner.
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Can't say I'm really good with riddles. I'm more of a "cut the knot" kind of person. [Sometimes in a literal sense. Getting down to business was her forte.]
Well, Kurt Wagner, [Said in the same ridiculous accent.] I'm Wendy. Wendy Corduroy.
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Don't worry, I feel you on the riddles. I guess you can say they're knot our problem. [He chuckles at his own joke.]
It's good to meet you, Wendy. I'm glad that there's someone here who seems to be as cool as me. [He's not sure what to do next, so he hesitantly reaches over the table for a handshake.]
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[And... Ah. A handshake. That's a little awkward, but she returns it all the same, smile not wavering.]
We have to be the two coolest people in the school.
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[He awkwardly shakes her hand - he had to lean over to get the right angle for it, and he wonders why he felt a handshake was necessary the whole time?? Why self, why did you decide this. Then, keeping up his sheepish grin, he pulls back.]
Heh, I'd subscribe to that! We should get our own t-shirts.
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When that awkward bit of handshaking is over, Wendy pulls her hand back. Was that as weird for him as it was for her? Maybe? She just doesn't know. Hey, might as well laugh it off.]
Haha! T-shirts!
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Haha! I know, right?
Um, so, where're you from?
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The States. Oregon, if we want to get specific. A little town in the a gorge called Gravity Falls.
It's pretty cool.
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Oregon? I didn't know people actually lived there! [It's a very playful tease, really.] But wow, Gravity Falls... that has to be one of the coolest town names I ever heard!
Me, I live all the way up in New York currently. I go to high school in Bayville.
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Hehe. It's pretty cool there, actually. [Such a tease. She's fine with that, of course.] I think it's some kind of pun, or it might have been because the founder fell into the gorge.
[At least, that's what Dipper said.]
...No way. [Her eyes light up, honestly filled with delight.] New York? Oh, dude, I've always wanted to go there! How awesome is it?
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[He just can't stop won't stop... but then he looks smug at the complimenting of New York.]
It's a really awesome place! There's people from all over the world, the food and sports are all great... It's just too cool for words!
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[The smugness would be endured. She wanted to hear more about New york!]
It sounds awesome! Dude. You gotta tell me more about it sometime.
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[He counters. And then he smiles with a nod.]
Oh, I'll definitely tell you more! Maybe I'll even write up a brochure! [He says with a teasing smile.]
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