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Wendy "punch a unicorn" Corduroy ([personal profile] kindaruledatit) wrote2017-06-28 11:04 pm

Foolish Mortals Items/regains

Junk


Reality Stone
One of the six Infinity Stones, this one is red.

Corn Dog Nuggets
They're like pigs in a blanket, except somehow three times unhealthier. - Eaten

The Koopa Special
A spicy slice of pizza with pterodactyl tail, dinosaur bits and...lizard bits. - Eaten

Moustache-inator
When you fire this gun, it gives the target moustache. What loser would think of an invention like this? - Given to ford for scrap

Flamingo Mallet
This plastic flamingo might be good to play croquet with.

Baguette
MARIE! THE BAGUETTES! HURRY UP! - Eaten

38-Sided Die
Why would you need a die with this many sides on it?

Santa Coat
If you put it on, you might have to become Santa.

Genie Lamp
Rub it and you'll get three wishes! ...if it worked.

Sanfransokyo Poster
A gift from Tadashi. Ace Attorney Joke.

Jumbo Pork Shank
Have you ever noticed this machine spits out a lot of greasy theme park food? - Eaten

Severed Hand
A severed hand clutching a nonfunctioning lightsaber hilt - there's no blood or anything, but it's still a hand. - Discarded

Personal Regains


Hand Axe
An axe that's just used to chop up wood and promise me it's not for murder at all - Given back from Karolina

Bra
Don't be weird? - Returned to her by Wander

Pine Tree hat
- Found in the slot machine

Other people's regains


Gloves
A pair of light blue gloves. While nothing too fancy, something about them seems almost regal

Zebra Carcass
... Yeah that's a whole dead zebra. I don't even know what to say here. - Taken back by Kiara/eaten

Baron Num Num's High Flyin' Beans
Good if the power runs or or if you need a quick disguise - Discarded

Pig - Returned to Tip

Other


Best of the Beatles
Are we legally allowed to listen to that here? - Taken from Karolina's room

Karolina's Bracelet
The bracelet Karoline took off to transform. It doesn't work anymore. - Taken from Karolina.

Letters
Four folded pieces of paper, addressed to "Gert," "Nico," "Chase," and "Molly." Reading someone else's mail is a federal offense, you know! - Taken from Karolina's room

Conscience Badge
A 18 karat badge only a couple inches big. She fashioned it into an earring. -Given to her by Jiminy cricket